Monday, January 18, 2010

Welcome to my world!

Howdy hey all!

Just a couple of random thoughts ... how sad is it that I'm pretty much spending most of my time (lately - until school starts, that is) reading Twilight Fan Fiction?  LOL  And not just crappy fanfic that was written by twelve-year-olds, no no, awesome, addicting smutty fanfic that was written by wonderful women who rock - and rock HARD.  I <3 them so much, and their dirty imaginations!  I love it all, the AU stuff (Wicked Angel by Devilish Pleasures and Clipped Wings and Inked Armor by HunterHunting), the AU/All Human stuff ( Eight Days A Week by 107 Year Old Virgin, The Long Walk Home by BSmog and The Naked Guy Upstairs by AngryBadgerGirl), the AU/Vampire stuff, some of which is so good it should be canon  ( A Life Extraordinary by Lolashoes, Aro's Heir by Subtle Pen and Daedalus in Exile by EZRocksAngel).
It's so sad, because not only is it like crack, it's also a MAJOR time suck - so much that I've ignored just about everything in order to feed my addiction.

Things like laundry ...

My children ...

My husband ...

My cat ...

Housework ...

Yep, I'm addicted. 

Hello, my name is Shannon, and I'm addicted to smutty Twilight Fan Fiction.

No!  Just one more chapter!!!!

So yeah, gotta go, cause Master of the Universe just updated!!

Monday, January 4, 2010

Hello, my lovelies ...

Okay, so I've been a bad, bad blogger, and I haven't updated.  *ducks and covers*

But I've been busy, real life and the holidays and all that crap, you know?  And fics, of course, LOL.

So here's a loverly list of all the loverly fics that I think you should go read like *right now*.  Now!!!  Go read!!

"In My Power" - a gorgeous origin fic about Carlisle and how he made the others by Emilie Fauve.  "Carlisle's chronicle of how each member in his family came to join him in immortality. True to character and canon. Pre-Twilight; rated for medical situations and mature themes."

"A Stable Romance" - great fic by my buddy Iadorepugs.  She's working on a sequel, so go read this one soon!!  "All human, canon pairings. Edward is a horse trainer in dressage. Bella becomes his working student. Will they each see that what they need can be found in the other? Rated M for language now, lemons later chapters."

"A World Without Sound" - great AU Human fic by The Romanticidal Edwardian - Edward and Bella.  "My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter."

"Clipped Wings and Inked Armor"- hunterhunting is a GODDESS ... there are no words for just how awesome this story is.  Brooding/Dark Edward and Scarred Bella - just go read, you won't regret it! "Haunted by her past Bella is broken and alone. Starting over, can she let go of the guilt that consumes her when she meets a beautiful tattoo artist or will his own personal demons destroy them first? Rated M for langage and lemons. AH/OOC."

"Creature of Habit" by EZRocksAngel - AU Edward and Bella ... this one is awesome with lots of surprises - go read!  "Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC."

"Edward Wallbanger" - by feathersmmmm - this one is laugh-out-loud hilarious - Bella meets her new neighbor who umm ... wakes her up with his nocturnal activities, LOL. "Bella moves into a fantastic apartment building in San Francisco. Guess who lives next door? With walls this thin, the tension is gonna be thick..."

"Master of the Universe" - by Snowqueens Icedragon - very dark AU Human - Edward is Fifty Shades of F*'d up .... can Bella change him? "Bella Swan is drafted in to interview the reclusive enigmatic Edward Cullen, multi-millionaire CEO of his company. It's an encounter that will change her life irrevocably, leading her to the darkest realms of desire. MA Adult Themes AH AU."

"Maybe" by 107YearOldVirgin - Beautiful AU Human where Edward is a talented musician and Bella is the music reporter that saves his soul. "Maybe pt1 -Can Bella survive her assignment at SXSW when lust and infatuation combust in 19 days?/ Maybe: You're the One pt2 -Fame isn't what it's cracked up to be when Bella falls for the Next Big Thing and his rise to the top is all her fault. AH/AU."

"The Long Walk Home" by bsmog - Lovely AU Human where Edward, Jasper and Emmett are soldiers in the Civil War on their way to Gettysburg.  She writes beautifully, and her merger of Twilight and the 18th Century are seamless - a favorite of mine. "Broken by his experiences in the Civil War, Edward marches with Jasper and Emmett to Gettysburg. A stolen night's sleep leads him to the girl he thinks could save him, but the battle rages on, and his duty could destroy them both. AH. Canon pairings."

"The Naked Guy Upstairs" by AngryBadgerGirl - awesome AU Human where Edward and Bella start off doing each other a "favor" but get much more in return.  "It's You've Got Mail meets Pillow Talk, you get the picture. It's the usual ABG yuks and lemons. Manwhoreward v. Straightlacedella. Love/Hate/Love/Banter/Sex. RATED M COS WHY ELSE DO YOU READ FIC, HONESTLY? AH, CANON PAIRINGS."

"Wicked Angel" - a collaboration by six great fan fic authors who are calling themselves DevilishPleasures:  Lolafalana, Iadorepugs, Robicorn, NJNYTwiGals, and I'mwiththevampires08.  Very dark, but very very interesting!!  "I am Edward Cullen and I have a deadly secret: I am a hit man. My new target: Isabella Newton. With the help of my friends, we plan the crime of the century. What the hell am I going to do when she becomes more than my target and becomes my life...?"

So there you go, some great reads - so go read 'em already!!!  :-)